Credit Card Debt

Credit Card Debt - All Systems Go

Facing the new day can be tough on the old spirits when there is debt factored into the mix. You can eliminate your credit card debt if you approach each of your creditors in the most straightforward way. Certainly, credit card debt elimination need not be filled with brutality and violence.

Straightforward approach to credit card debt annihilation

Find out the residential addresses of each of them. Show up unexpectedly, say around the witching hour or the interval between midnight and around 3 a.m. Be sure to bring an axe, knife, rope or some other murder device with you. A sledgehammer can be very effective. Find him/her in bed, sleeping like an angel with absolutely zero consciousness. How in the world could s/he have a conscience when his/her job is to entrap innocent consumers in credit card debt on a daily basis?

Break and enter. Tiptoe into the boudoir. Look at the rapture of slumber on his/her face in disgust. Think about the nightmare s/he is making for thousands and thousands of consumers, across the land. Raise your axe, knife, blowtorch to dizzying heights and let her/him have it. Pummel. Crush. Maim. Pierce. Smash him/her to pieces. After several blows, be sure the surrounding walls are speckled in an impressive array of blood and matter. Using your latex-gloved finger, spell out on the wall, directly above his/her head: "Say no to credit card debt. I did."

Cackle like a maniac

Now take in a deep breath and release it slowly as you maniacally cackle! Grin and cavort and do an anti-credit card debt dance. Who's laughing now, creditor-succubus demons from hell! Now, make the rounds to the homes of your other creditors. Repeat the above. But get more grisly and creative with each. Do the same. But now, like, do the absurd. Anything goes. For instance, you can arrange the expired bodies in awkward poses. You can leave them in humiliating poses. One can be left seated on the waste-ridding device in their bathroom as if s/he expired while doing business. Fanning out a handful of credit cards in their rigamortic grip is optional. And some would even say it's a nice touch.

Just think, you can possibly earn the respect and admiration of others forced into the state of paralyzed submission brought on by credit card debt. Or, you can sort of do things the humane way and check around for a realistic credit card debt solution that doesn't involve bloodshed. Actually - this is the legal way to go about it. And it's less painful. But - certainly not more exciting. And when you take the high road around credit card debt - you will actually come off unscathed, with no prison sentence or lethal injection or any of the other usual residual effects of serial killing. Certainly, if you use one of the popular programs - like debt consolidation - you may not receive the instant gratification buzz that murder must surely indisputably create - but you can stand to receive major reductions in your account balances and shave years off the jail term that being entrenched in debt tags along with it. It's entirely up to you. Some people go to jail because of their credit card debt. So we figure, if you are in too deep, you may as well take somebody down with you. Debt murder = debt reduction. Just a thought. A bad thought, indeed. All kidding aside, the credit card debt help doesn't have to involve bloodshed at all. Just your blood, sweat and tears of determination as you suck it up and commit yourself to nothing less than a total eliminate credit card debt quest.

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